Curse

EverBlue · Aug 20, 2005, 10:34 PM // 22:34

Zoot: Welcome, brave sir Knight. Welcome to the Castle Anthrax.
Sir Galahad: The Castle Anthrax?
Zoot: Yes... it's not a very good name, is it? Oh, but we are nice, and we'll attend to your every need.

Sir Galahad: Zoot!
Dingo: No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo.
[Galahad tries to get past her]
Dingo: Where are you going?
Galahad: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!
Dingo: No, oh no! Bad, bad Zoot!
Galahad: What is it?
Dingo: She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I've just remembered, is Grail shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.
Galahad: It's not the real Grail?
Dingo: Oh, wicked, bad, naught evil Zoot! Oh, she is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty! You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
Nuns: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well I could stay a bit longer...

[Sir Lancelot crashes in, grabs Galahad and rushes out of the castle]
Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Lancelot: No, I'm not.

Classic..

Thanas · Aug 20, 2005, 10:44 PM // 22:44

Are most of you American?

Guillaume De Sonoma · Aug 20, 2005, 10:47 PM // 22:47

I'm american but there are a lot of canadians and europeans around here

chris_nin00 · Aug 20, 2005, 11:20 PM // 23:20

im asian, heh

EverBlue · Aug 20, 2005, 11:23 PM // 23:23

Canadian. Proud of it.

EchoSex · Aug 20, 2005, 11:40 PM // 23:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by EverBlue

Zoot: Welcome, brave sir Knight. Welcome to the Castle Anthrax.
Sir Galahad: The Castle Anthrax?
Zoot: Yes... it's not a very good name, is it? Oh, but we are nice, and we'll attend to your every need.

Sir Galahad: Zoot!
Dingo: No, I am Zoot's identical twin sister, Dingo.
[Galahad tries to get past her]
Dingo: Where are you going?
Galahad: I seek the Grail! I have seen it, here in this castle!
Dingo: No, oh no! Bad, bad Zoot!
Galahad: What is it?
Dingo: She has been setting a light to our beacon, which, I've just remembered, is Grail shaped. It's not the first time we've had this problem.
Galahad: It's not the real Grail?
Dingo: Oh, wicked, bad, naught evil Zoot! Oh, she is a bad person, and she must pay the penalty! You must spank her well, and after you are done with her, you may deal with her as you like... and then... spank me.
Nuns: And me. And me too. And me.
Dingo: Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good spanking. And after the spanking, the oral sex.
Galahad: Well I could stay a bit longer...

[Sir Lancelot crashes in, grabs Galahad and rushes out of the castle]
Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril.
Galahad: I don't think I was.
Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril.
Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril.
Lancelot: No, it's too perilous.
Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can.
Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on.
Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril?
Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy.
Galahad: I bet you're gay.
Lancelot: No, I'm not.

Classic..

HAHAHA, you post it before I could :P Thats my absolute favourite line from The Holy Grail, period. Every day theres atleast one person at the office who will join in: "I bet your gay." (5 minutes later) "..No I'm not.."

Thanas · Aug 20, 2005, 11:44 PM // 23:44

It just seems to me that the only british comedy americans know about is Monty Python. Although this to some degree embodies British humour, it does not epitomise it. Theres a whole heap of comedy I appreciate.

Phil Kay (live)
Eddie Izzard (live)
Bill Bailey (live)
Dylan Moran (live)
Black Books
Fist of Fun
Brass Eye
The Day Today
Garth Merenghi's Dark Place
Blue Jam
Vic and Bobs Big Night Out
The Smell of Reeves and Mortimer
Black Adder
Alan Partidge
Little Britain
League Against Tedium

......... and so much more. I wish I could remember all that crazy late night channel 4 comedy I watched in my teenage years. But alas, I cannot.

Guillaume De Sonoma · Aug 21, 2005, 01:04 AM // 01:04

Yeah your probably right about americans not knowing much *British* humor from that list I only recognize Little Britan from a commercial on T.V.

ManadartheHealer · Aug 21, 2005, 01:19 AM // 01:19

Monty Python is awesome...

"I am a Shrubber. My name, is Roger the Shrubber"

"Strange women, lying on the bottom of ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government"

d4nowar · Aug 21, 2005, 03:08 AM // 03:08

Mr Bean ftw!

I just watched Holy Grail today... my favorite scene is the witch scene.

"What also floats in water?"
"Bread!"
"Apples!"
"Very small rocks!"
"Cider!"
"Great gravy!"
"Cherries!"
"Mud!"
"Churches... Churches!!!"
"Lead... Lead!!!"
"A duck..."

Its funny every time.

Guillaume De Sonoma · Aug 21, 2005, 05:07 AM // 05:07

What about the holy handgranade?

Thor Wolfson · Aug 21, 2005, 05:13 AM // 05:13

Monty Python and the holy grail has to be the greatest comedy ever. "Now if I went around calling myself emporer just because someone lunged a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

And for the best one ever... "Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?"

"So, brave knights, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty big pointy teeth." *makes little hand motion in front of mouth*

Guillaume De Sonoma · Aug 21, 2005, 05:17 AM // 05:17

No but they could be carried

EverBlue · Aug 21, 2005, 05:21 AM // 05:21

"Now if I went around calling myself emprrer just because some watery tart lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!"

Sorry, had to correct it.

But come on, there has to be more Red Dwarf fans. That's just one great show.

Thor Wolfson · Aug 21, 2005, 05:24 AM // 05:24

"I mean, if I went around sayin' I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me they'd put me away!"

Lol we were both wrong: I found the script.

EverBlue · Aug 21, 2005, 05:36 AM // 05:36

Lol, I knew mine sounded wrong. Moistened bint.. Heh, always makes me chuckle.

conker · Aug 21, 2005, 05:42 AM // 05:42

Monty python and the holy grail is hilarious but only the first half then it just gets retarded

EverBlue · Aug 21, 2005, 05:48 AM // 05:48

Speak for yourself. I find it great all the way through.

ManadartheHealer · Aug 21, 2005, 05:56 AM // 05:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by EverBlue

I find it great all the way through.

Definitely

"There. He says he's not dead"

Selerious · Aug 21, 2005, 06:23 AM // 06:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by conker

Monty python and the holy grail is hilarious but only the first half then it just gets retarded

only the very end where the police are attacking the army is bad the rest First class.

Knights: Camelot, Camelot , Camelot.
Patsy (servant): It's only a Model.
Arthur: Shh!